Tuesday, March 8, 2011

If Elephants Could Fly

If elephants could fly, we would have a lot more to worry about than pigeon poop. I think it would hurt a lot if they pooped on us, not to talk about the smell. If they flew really high, their poop could freeze and become solid balls. And then there would be a lot of hurt people; maybe death by elephant-poop would become the leading cause of death. That would lead to hatred of elephants and we would start hunting them down until they went instinct. Then our children would talk about the old times when there were huge, heavy flying animals. Maybe they did fly long time ago, before there was written history and the stories just went away. How many animals have we not even heard about? I bet there's a lot... Where did the word elephant even come from? If you're curious, ele means arch and phant means huge. Maybe the real elephants were giant hunchback kangaroos. Now try to imagine that flying around. Hopefully, if they did fly, they could eat all the birds up there...
Im sure glad elephants can't fly.

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